2008-12-05

One-Question Interview! MUST READ!!! (EXTREMELY HILARIOUS)‏

Something to share with you all,hope you all like it! (^0^)

Can you handle this One-Question Interview?

'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came, and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked:

'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, 'A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.'

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And now you sir?' he asked the second man (AN INDIAN MAN).

'Hmm .... let me see. A BLINK!It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye ......that's a very popular cliché for speed.
'He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was contemplating his reply,'Well, out at my dad's farm, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch and way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man (A COLOURED MAN), the interviewer posed the same question. ‘It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh I can explain.' said the fourth man. 'You see the other day I wasn`t feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom.But,before I could THINK,BLINK,orTURN ON THE LIGHT,I had already shit in my pants!'

HE GOT THE JOB...............

4 comments:

Kikey Loo said...

haha.. funny.. :D
thanks for sharing this..

Uncle Lee said...

Hi Kachang Puteh, ha ha, thats hilarious. Here's a smile for you too.

Interpreting Job Applications (for beginners)
Understanding Job Applications, CVs and references

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY...........Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS....................Able to bullshit
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS........Spends lots of time on phone
4. AVERAGE EMPLOYEE...............................Not too bright
5. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.......Made no major blunders yet
6. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY.................Too ugly to get a date
7. ACTIVE SOCIALLY..................................Drinks a lot
8. FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY..................Spouse drinks, too
9. INDEPENDENT WORKER..............Nobody knows what he/she does
10. QUICK THINKER......................Offers plausible excuses
11. CAREFUL THINKER........................Won't make a decision
12. AGGRESSIVE.........................................Obnoxious
13. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS......Gets someone else to do it
14. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.....................Speaks English
15. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL..................A nit picker
16. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES.......Is tall or has a louder voice
17. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT...........................Lucky
18. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR..............Knows a lot of dirty jokes
19. CAREER MINDED...................................Back Stabber
20. LOYAL..........................Can't get a job anywhere else
21. CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH.....Still one step ahead of the law
22. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT....Buys drinks for all the boys
23. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION......Gets to work on time
24. RELAXED ATTITUDE..............................Sleeps at desk

Regret to read about your mom.
A mom is a never ending song in our heart of comfort, happiness and being. We may sometimes forget the words, but we always remember the tune.

You keep well and have a great week, best regards, Lee.

Kacang Puteh said...

You wellcome kikey!..^^..

Kacang Puteh said...

Uncle Lee!You are so sweet!Thanks for making me smile!
Ya!You were right!A mom is a never ending song in our heart of comfort.Thanks for consoling me Uncle Lee!..^^..