A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives . . " Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU $5.00 THAT YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.
This is the culture in japan that they need to do the decoration for the little girls & boys in the year of MARCH & MAY.For the girls are on the MARCH the 3th,it`s call the (HINANINGYO 雛人形）or the (HINAMATSURI).As i did post up before at here,you can go scoll down & look for it in my old post.And here is the decoration for the boys on MAY the 5th.It`s call the ( GOGATSU NINGYO ５月人形) for the doll & the ( KOINOBORI こいのぼり)for the fishs.you can see the fishs outside their house before MAY coz the fishs represent to let people know that their house got boys.And the doll is represented the strongest son that they have in the house .You can see the pics of the doll it`s look like the warriors (SHOGUN),This kind of dolls is quite expensive here & is also a gift from the grand-parents to their first grand-son in the family.so how do you think of the culture here? Too complicated?Hahaaa...