One-Question Interview! MUST READ!!! (EXTREMELY HILARIOUS)‏

Something to share with you all,hope you all like it! (^0^)

Can you handle this One-Question Interview?

'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came, and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked:

'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, 'A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.'

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And now you sir?' he asked the second man (AN INDIAN MAN).

'Hmm .... let me see. A BLINK!It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye ......that's a very popular cliché for speed.
'He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was contemplating his reply,'Well, out at my dad's farm, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch and way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man (A COLOURED MAN), the interviewer posed the same question. ‘It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh I can explain.' said the fourth man. 'You see the other day I wasn`t feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom.But,before I could THINK,BLINK,orTURN ON THE LIGHT,I had already shit in my pants!'

HE GOT THE JOB...............

MALAYSIAN ENGLISH (MANGLISH)‏

Have a good laugh, cheers....(^_^)/


You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0)