Good one and funny!!
A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up
Soon a Sardar pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The Sardar guessed 8
The proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.
A week later, the Sardar, along with his friend ,a Gujju, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The Sardar guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
As they were driving away, the Gujju said to the Sardar, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.
The Sardar replied, 'No it ain't, . It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.


Piggy said...

Ha ha....funny....where you get all these jokes :)

Kacang Puteh said...

Piggy!I get all this jokes from my relatives & friends coz they know that i like jokes!Hahaaa...So i guess you know what type of person i am liao lah!Always gila wan!hehehe...