MALAYSIAN ENGLISH (MANGLISH)‏

Have a good laugh, cheers....(^_^)/


You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0)

PANDAS

They are cute aren’t they!

They are sooo gorgeous!! I want one!(^O^)/


This is for those that haven't seen the 16 baby pandas. SICHUAN, China -- One zoo in southwest China has its hands full with 16 baby pandas. The Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center is dealing with the results of a breeding boom -- 16 pandas have been born since July, 2006. The brood includes five sets of twins. The cubs are weighed and measured every five days (see pics) The heaviest tips the scale at just over 24 pounds, while the lightest weighs about 11 pounds. The pandas are due to stop suckling by February, 2007 just about the time they'll start learning to walk. Once weaned, the panda cubs will attend panda kindergarten. In the meantime, more little ones are expected at the center since 38 giant pandas were artificially impregnated.

THE ORIGAMI (折り紙）

ORIGAMI is the ancient Japanese art of paperfolding, known to have originated from China; where paper was invented. Apart from being a great way of wasting a couple of hours, Origami is known to be very therapeutic and its techniques are known to have been implemented in industry.The japanese word of the ORIGAMI(折り紙） literally meaning to fold (oru) paper( kami). The ORIGAMI papers comes in several sizes and also with different colours and design.
ORIGAMI is the art of process folding paper into shapes representing flowers and birds, for example.So here i would like to show you all some of the ORIGAMI gallery pics that folded by some famous people here in japan .Nice?(^_^)

BEAR ATTACK‏

Be Very careful,Scary photos!

Here are photos of a polar bear attack on a man caught in the open !
These pictures were taken in Alaska while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack. One person captured the terrifying scene using a telephoto lens. Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim should make a full recovery. This is not for the squeamish, so be warned.... :-)

ONLY IF IT IS RAINNING!‏

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets.
"It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied."He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.It wasn't that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
*"Only if it's raining."*

WIFI SETTING DONE

At last my PC WIFI setting is done! Glad that everything is ok!So now i can on my 3 PC to run at the same time already!Feel so happy.....(^_^)
So here is the pic of the WIFI & the Modem that been set up to the pc!

The Modem

& The WIFI Rooter

MY NEW LAPTOP

My New LAPTOP!** RED in colour**!Hahaaa..."HOT HOT!"

My new wires mouse also in** RED**.Well, I already have 2 desktop in my house till when my sister jle show me her new laptop **PINK IN COLOUR**and it was really very nice .So i also thought of getting 1 for myself too.Hehehe...as i see her can carry everywhere as she like,It`s so convenience.At first i don`t know which maker to get for myself as i was confuse so i follow my sister to get the same maker and it is the "NEC " "LAVIE L " and i choose the colour RED.

Now i got 3 computers in my house so i need to use the WIFI to let my computers run.I went to the computer shop to make an appointment with the technician to set up the WIFI for me and the day is on SUNDAY this week,just can`t wait to run all my computers in 1 time!Hahaaa...Look like i`m doing big Business at home.

So !To all my blogger friends !That is the reason why i didn`t update my blog for sometime.Hehehe...Busy with the computer things!SORRY!!!(^0^)/