HOW TO FIGHT WITH YOUR SPOUSE

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between HUSBAND and WIFE instead of resorting to physical force....


POEM written by WIFE and HUSBAND


WIFE:
I wrote your name on the sand it got washed.
I wrote your name on the air,it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty,he created pepsi.
He saw me in the dark,he created light.
He saw me without problems,he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rains makes all things beautiful.
The grass and the flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful.
Why doesn`t it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red;Violets are blue
Monkeys like U should be kept in ZOO.
Don`t feel so angry you will find me there too.
Not in the cage, but outside, laughing at YOU!
HAHAAA....(^0^)/