WAH SI HOK KIEN LANG

Hi friends who understand Hokkien,,,,
*Wah si Hok Kien Lang*
Dear Hokkien-speaking friends, Laugh until you kee siao!
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Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.
It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge againlah!"
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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".
QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)
QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)
And here is a classic ........
QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."

CLASSES IN ENGLISH

Who says our English is bad ........?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point,
effective etc !!
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kews ahhh
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me
Malaysians:No-need lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can arrr?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians:Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shuddup lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen ? Why like that one .... ?
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

2 Basic Yoga Styles‏

There are two basic types of Yoga . . ..
Yoga from India :?








And Yoga from

Australia

HADAKA MATSURI(NAKED FESTIVAL)

This is one of the shrines nad temple festival at my place,it was a festival for those man at their climacteric age[年齢] at the unlucky year[厄年]like for man is at the age of (-25 and 42) and for the woman is at the age of ( -19 and 33)(in one`s life).so these festival is called the naked festival (HADAKA MATSURI)coz is only for the man to cover up their unlucky age for the year,they need to wear only a white loin to cover that "place" only & they will be shower with a cold water when they group in front of the temple.As for the woman,they didn`t do the naked festival like the man did and they just doing the praying inside the temple only.So here is the pics that you can see them in naked!!!(`>`)/

My Little Farm

Today,My neighbour give me a little small place for gardenning but i don`t want to plants any of the flowers on that place so i decided to plants on some vegestables to make me my own little farm,so i went to get some vegestables plants like those EGG PLANTS,GREEN CHILI,LADIES FINGER & the MINI TOMATOS for my small little farm.This is my first time of doing the farmming & i hope i can successded of making it!Guess i`m going to be busy of taking care them!Hehehe..So here is my little farm pics.Nice?