++KIMMY`S BLOG++

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYBODY

2012-01-20T20:56:00.001+09:00

MY NEW IPHONE 4

2011-04-01T21:16:00.006+09:00

Iphone Cover

MY Old Iphone 3 with cover

MEMORRIES OF MYSELF

2011-03-27T12:12:00.001+09:00

MY VOCAL STUDIO KITS

2011-02-08T17:34:00.004+09:00

I always dream to have my own song which I sing it by myself to compose it into CD but I don`t know where to find the kits for it.Finally at last I found it!!!My dream come true!!!Hehee..
Hope it successful

WISHING TO ALL MY CHINESE BLOGGER FRIENDS

2011-01-27T17:18:00.003+09:00

新年快楽

SNOWING AT MY PLACE

2011-01-16T15:22:00.007+09:00

新年明けましておめでとうございます！(ＨＡＰＰＹ NEW YEAR EVERYBODY)

2011-01-03T21:44:00.002+09:00

I would like to wish all my blogger friends a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

2010-12-01T20:42:00.004+09:00

MY NEW DIGITAL TELEVISION (SHARP LED AQUOS)

2010-11-27T18:25:00.007+09:00

At last I get my Big TV!..^^..

MY WORKSHIP

2010-11-08T22:28:00.003+09:00

NICE???(..^^..)

Autumn Festival At My Place TOYOTA CITY　(KOROMO JINJA MATSURI)　(挙母神社祭り）

2010-10-17T22:30:00.022+09:00

HOW TO FIGHT WITH YOUR SPOUSE

2010-10-10T13:05:00.003+09:00

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between HUSBAND and WIFE instead of resorting to physical force....

POEM written by WIFE and HUSBAND

WIFE:
I wrote your name on the sand it got washed.
I wrote your name on the air,it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty,he created pepsi.
He saw me in the dark,he created light.
He saw me without problems,he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rains makes all things beautiful.
The grass and the flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful.
Why doesn`t it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red;Violets are blue
Monkeys like U should be kept in ZOO.
Don`t feel so angry you will find me there too.
Not in the cage, but outside, laughing at YOU!
HAHAAA....(^0^)/

A Great Lunch at church

2010-09-23T14:07:00.001+09:00

What a nice lunch at my church!Really Yummy!!!..^^..

MY DOTTERS IN THE COS PLAY

2010-06-13T09:48:00.017+09:00

These COS PLAY is very famous in Japan nowadays for the young generation here.All these costume is the Character Style of the Animation ,Mostly they don`t buy the costume but they made it by their own self.It is good for them coz exleast they can make up their own ideal to make the costume...Not bad!!!

Me and PIKACHU

2010-06-12T18:29:00.004+09:00

So happy that I can take photo with PIKACHU who from the ( POCKET MOSTER)and his car

謹賀新年 Happy Chinese New Year 2010

2010-02-11T14:02:00.005+09:00

Wishing all my blogger friends "Happy Chinese New Year!!!"(^^)

祝大家:
恭喜発財万事如意

Christmas eve at the church on 2009

2009-12-29T21:15:00.016+09:00

My Pastor Phil Hamm and his wife Lydia ,They are Canadians and they live in Japan for the ministries.I was so bless by God that he gave me blessing to meet them and also the church that where I can go listen to their preaching on every sunday.And also my pastor Phil help me to have the Bible study class in the evening on sunday at his house. I was really bless and I would like to thank you my Lord for his love and bless ! Amen.

So here is some photos that was taken during the christmas eve.It was my first time that I celebrated the eve in the church in japan.It was really nice and I really enjoy myself on that night.

MY CARS

2009-11-04T19:52:00.013+09:00

This is my cars.The pink in colour one is I just recently get it.So now I my own got 2 cars (^^)
I will took turn to drive them.Excually is my youngest daughter who was looking for a car ,So when JLE came to visit me time I ask her to help me to search a car for my daughter,when we go in the car shop I saw this pink car.It was my dream car before.Hahaaa...Very fast I told JLE and my daughter that I want to buy this car.Know What!My daughter ask me how many cars do you want!Hahaaa..Then after I bought this car already I choose the same number with JLE car.Maybe want to let people know that we are sisters!(^^)

my old and new cars.Old one is in white and New one is in pink

My youngest daughter`s car.purple in colour

My 2 daughters at the UNIVERSAL STUDIO JAPAN

2009-10-22T19:52:00.010+09:00

Last week my 2 daughter went to the UNIVERSAL STUDIO JAPAN in OSAKA.This place is the theme park inspired by blockbuster Hollywood Movies.
So here is the pics of them at the UNIVERSAL STUDIO JAPAN.

Father s Love Letter

2009-09-26T07:53:00.001+09:00

AN INTIMATE MESSAGE FROM GOD TO ME

2009-09-23T10:17:00.004+09:00

I was so happy to recieved the love letter from my Heavenly Father!
Thank You My Heavenly Father!" I Love you too!!!"

Everything is so Hi-Tech

2009-08-01T07:18:00.006+09:00

See the pics below,I thought that the Timer type Air fresherner is already Hi-Tech but now is the Air freshener with a motion sensor.Everything is really so Hi-Tech nowadays!WOW!
Wonder what will be the next Hi-Tech item goods .....!(^^)

Timer Type Air Fresherner

Air freshener with a motion sensor.

I`m Back

2009-06-28T19:54:00.009+09:00

Hi!I`m back!Sorry for not update my blog for so long ,The reason is because i`m out of my energy due to the heat of the weather!Hahaa...!Is now summer in japan and the temperture here is very hot,is about 33・C almost everyday.I don`t like the summer in japan coz the heat really make me lost my energy and mood to do anythings.
So when the summer came I always look for the cooling foods !As the pics below It`s really taste yummy!Hahaaa...look like i will gain up my weight of this foods (^^)
The "Kakigoori "is like the "ice kacang"just a bit different of them is the "ice kacang" got lots of topping in it and the "kakigoori" is just only the syrup and the condensed milk and with some fruits on it only.

Japan Kakigoori

Penang Ice Kacang

At Last I Got It !!!

2009-04-19T14:50:00.006+09:00

I was looking for the small little water fountain for so long coz i wanted for it so badly for my Fung Shui goods and i hardly get it till now.These things are only sell on summer time in japan.I went to look for it in the NET and they have lots of nicely fountains but i was so worry that did it can use in japan or not coz the electric vote are not the same and i might need to buy a converter to change the vote.Is so troblesome.
Today when i`m doing a shopping to get the MINI TOMATOS plants for my plantting again i found these small little water fountain!It is make by Bamboo!I was so happy that at last i can get it and also i no need so hard to look for the converter to change the vote!All my worries are gone!Hehehe...Lucky me!!!
So here is my little water fountain that i get.Nice???Hope My Fung Shui will bring more more luck to me!..^^..

ASSAM PRAWN AND CHAI BOEY

2009-04-12T18:47:00.004+09:00

The first time i successded cooking the "ASSAM PRAWN!" I would love to THANKS my dearie "Constance" for posting it up the recipe for me in her blog.I copy the recipe and i try to cook it and i found out that this is the taste that i wanted for so long coz it`s really taste like my mom use to cook for us to eat before!Hm...i really feel happy that i can taste it back.I did try so many times to cook it but i always fail to get the taste that i wanted.TQ so much Constance!!!..^^..
Here also i try to cook the "chai boey".( leftovers roast pork)with vegestable too.This dish is teach by my sister JLE.
WOW! I really feel happy that i`m now can cook so many type of our m`sian foods already!Hahaaa...As you all know that i only know how to eat and dunno how to cook person.
Hehe....I did try my best now to learn!..^^..

Try Tis Out...Super Funny‏

2009-04-06T18:18:00.004+09:00

My friend send me this funny mail.It`s really funny and i would luf to share it to all my Hokkien friends!..^^.. Hope you all like it !

SPM Levels Hokkien Exam Paper Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question:
Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
EPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.
'Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.
' Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee. Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?
' So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.
' She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.
' So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.
' Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!
' Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B:Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Lang

F9. Don't understand rating.
Kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

A Story To Live By

2009-03-15T21:48:00.006+09:00

A Story to live by

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.She hated everyone,except her loving boyfriend.He was always there for her.She told her boyfriend,'If I could only see the world,I will marry you.'
One day,someone donated a pair of eyes to her.When the bandages came off,she was able to see everything,including her boyfriend.
He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind.
The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.
Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying:'Take good care of your eyes dear,for before they were yours,they were mine.'
This is how human brain often works when our status changes.Only a very few remember what life was like before,and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
(THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MESSAGE)

Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word-Think of someone who can`t speak.

Before

You complain about the taste of your food-Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before

You complain about your husband or wife-Think of someone who`s crying out to GOD for a companion.

Today

Before you complain about life-Think of someone who died too early on this earth.

Before

You complain about your children - Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before

You argue about your dirty house someone didn`t clean or sweep-Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before

Whining about the distance you drive-Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when

You are tired and complain about your job-Think of the unemployed,the disabled,and those who wish they had your job.

But

Before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another-Remember that not one of us is without sin.

And when

Depressing thoughts seem to get you down-Put a smile on your face and think:you're alive and still around.
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I PRAY THIS MOVES AROUND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE...

At last my favorite season is here (^0^)/

2009-02-11T09:46:00.008+09:00

In Japan we got 4 season in a year,Winter,spring,Summer and Fall.The most I like is the Spring coz at these season you can see lots of beautiful flowers grows and the weather is also very nice not so cold and not so hot.Some people might not so like it coz is also the season of the Hay.But these season is very short.It`s only can stand for 2 months.That is on the month of March and April.
Yesterday while I took my dog for a walk time i saw some lovely flowers grow on the park,look like these year the Spring came early maybe of the weather changes,hahaaa..
So I hurry up use my handphone camera and snap a few pics of these lovely flowers.Look so beautiful ..^^..

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! GONG XI FA CAI !

2009-01-25T21:37:00.006+09:00

Wishing all my Friends and Bloggers ＊HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR＊（新年快楽） (^0^)/

My Water Steamer ,Gas Heater And Aroma Diffuser

2009-01-24T20:50:00.018+09:00

In winter time the air is very dry exspecially in the house coz mostly ppl willl using the heater or stove to warm up the house and this make the air inside the house dry.when the air is dry it is no good for our health .We can easy get sore throat or dry skin.So for prevent this things happen we will set up a water steamer is like the home air purifier to make the air wet and clean.You can see some of the hospital also got set up like this steamer and is really good for our health.
So here is the water steamer of my and Gas Heater.Also i bought a AROMA DIFFUSER as my sister JESSICA told me that the essential oil is also good for our health too.
The essential oils that i bought is Ylang Ylang,Sandal wood,Peppermint,Lavender and Jasmine.Hm...They really smell good! ..^^..
i love my AROMA DIFFUSER coz it look really cute with the illumination lights on it and this really makes me feel nice and relax and also make my place smell lovely. ..^^..

MY HOME COOK

2009-01-05T11:55:00.007+09:00

Today I would like to serve you all with my home cook “Chinese Foods” menu!
Here we got chilis crabs,Sambal prawns,Black soy sauce meat,fried spinach with eggs and oyster sauce and the mix foods boiled.....

...come everyone, help yourself !(..^^..)

Shopping

2008-12-30T16:54:00.022+09:00

Yesterday my sis JLE came to my place,we went to do some shopping here and know what we shop?Hehehe...Again we go shop for crystal.After finish shoppping the crystal we go and make our handphone strap.Then after that,I told my sis JLE that I heard there is a shop that sell the spectacles in a cheap price,so she ask me to take her go there coz I and her also plan to make a new spectacles for working use.So we did it!We make our spectacles in a very cheap price!And it will be done on this coming January the 12th.We going to pick it up on that day.Now i have already 3 spectacles!Hahaaa...Guess the spectacles is going to be my new collection ...^^...
so here is my crystal pics and the handphone strap that we bought and the spectacles that i have now,i will post my new spectacles next when i get it...^^..

Dream Girls VS Yagima Biyoushitsu

2008-12-26T18:45:00.008+09:00

I wonder that did anyone of you have seen the movie of the "Dream Girls" or not?
As for me, i love the dress up of them and also all the songs they sang is very nice!
Recently in Japan, they got a group of the famous singers "Yagima Biyoushitsu"
They dress up like the(the Dream Girls) and it`s really very nice!
The only things of different both of them is : the real "Dream Girls "are womans
and
The "Yagima Biyoushitsu"are mans!
So below is the videos of them that i get in youtube,really not bad!And i like it very much! ..^^..

ＤｒｅａｍＧｉｒｌｓ

2008-12-26T18:44:00.001+09:00

FUNG SHUI (風水）

2008-12-18T18:42:00.015+09:00

I learn about FUNG SHUI（風水)from my sister SYLDIA and JEY,they told me that is very useful.
Even if we are not good in following 100% of what the FUNG SHUI`s teach us to do,we can still achieve our maximum standard and that is by our own pace...
As for me it was my first time to know about the FUNG SHUI(風水） so why not i have a try!(^^)
Well,let's hope my luck will change for the better...hehe..

So here is my FUNG SHUI`s things that i get it while i`m back to my hometown time....

RISA`S BIRTHDAY

2008-12-10T18:26:00.013+09:00

B`day Girl(Risa)

December the 9th is my youngest daughter RISA 18 year old b`day and I take her out to celebrate her b`day at the hamburger steak restaurant near the town.I love to go there whenever got any occasion coz the foods there really taste very good,the most i like one is the black pepper hamburger steak and the Tofu salad!Hahaa...look like I myself who is enjoying the foods!...^^...Sorri dear!Hehe...Anyway we have a great time on there and she feel happy to have a great celebration from her OKASAN !

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" to you my dear!RISA

One-Question Interview! MUST READ!!! (EXTREMELY HILARIOUS)‏

2008-12-05T22:19:00.004+09:00

Something to share with you all,hope you all like it! (^0^)

Can you handle this One-Question Interview?

'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came, and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked:

'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, 'A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.'

'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And now you sir?' he asked the second man (AN INDIAN MAN).

'Hmm .... let me see. A BLINK!It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye ......that's a very popular cliché for speed.
'He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was contemplating his reply,'Well, out at my dad's farm, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch and way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to the fourth and final man (A COLOURED MAN), the interviewer posed the same question. ‘It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

'Oh I can explain.' said the fourth man. 'You see the other day I wasn`t feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom.But,before I could THINK,BLINK,orTURN ON THE LIGHT,I had already shit in my pants!'

HE GOT THE JOB...............

MOM I LOVE YOU FOREVER~~~~

2008-12-02T19:41:00.005+09:00

Time pass really very fast!Today is my mom 3rd time doing her praying ceremony.That`s mean that my mom have left us already 1 month. Too bad that i can`t attended the ceremony so i just call back to ask my younger sister how was the ceremony?She told me that mom is happy when she using the coins to do the "sim poi" for asking her how are she on there?And the coins everytime show the laughing "sim poi" that mean that she is happy.Glad to know that mom is happy on there that`s make my heart feel a bit better but i still miss her so much and love her coz she is the greatest mom that we ever had in our life....

To All My Dear Friends

2008-11-25T22:59:00.003+09:00

Thank you so much to all my dear kind friends..for the condolences ...Guess me & JLE and my others family members still need time to cure this painful moments of our life...once again..thanks you to all of you for being so kind !

My Favorite Restroom

2008-10-11T21:20:00.009+09:00

Last few days ago,I have a chat with my 2 dearest friends Constance & Amy.We chat about where we mostly spending our time reading newspapers or books and i told them that my favorite place for reading newspapers or books is in my toilet.Coz i really decorated my toilet like a restroom that can give me to relax my time in it and they want to know how is my toilet look like with my decoration!

Tata!!!!Here is it!!! How?Hehehe...Nice?

Toilet door Glass with stainless glass film

Crazy weekend

2008-10-05T10:36:00.008+09:00

I was on holidays at the weekend.So i thought of spending my time with my 2 dotters .I took them to do some window shopping at the big super department store here (JUSCO).3 of us are really crazy at that time playing all the goods of the Halloween things . Now all the Super department store here are selling the Halloween goods coz soon will be Halloween. We really have fun at that time.(^^)Here are some pics that i take!How?hehehe...

Cute toys

MY DAUGHTER`S B`DAY

2008-10-04T22:04:00.016+09:00

B`day Girl

Today October the 4th is my Eldest dotter ERIKA B`day .Wow!Time really pass very fast she now have turn into 20 years old already.So me ,hubby and my youngest dotter plan to give her a b`day dinner at 1 of the Steak Resturant in the town area.She quite enjoy herself and so do we too.(^0^) HAPPY B`DAY TO YOU MY DEAR ERIKA!!!

The Steak Resturant that we went....

MALAYSIAN ENGLISH (MANGLISH)‏

2008-09-17T08:12:00.005+09:00

Have a good laugh, cheers....(^_^)/

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman, European or American cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Kaw was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 0. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to pluck fruit. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6. So I go into 7-eleven to buy drink but the cashier very rude so I grabbed some 8 and throw at him. He scold my mother so I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away or else sure die. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. His character very bad, I give him jiro (0)

PANDAS

2008-09-04T22:04:00.009+09:00

They are cute aren’t they!

They are sooo gorgeous!! I want one!(^O^)/

This is for those that haven't seen the 16 baby pandas. SICHUAN, China -- One zoo in southwest China has its hands full with 16 baby pandas. The Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center is dealing with the results of a breeding boom -- 16 pandas have been born since July, 2006. The brood includes five sets of twins. The cubs are weighed and measured every five days (see pics) The heaviest tips the scale at just over 24 pounds, while the lightest weighs about 11 pounds. The pandas are due to stop suckling by February, 2007 just about the time they'll start learning to walk. Once weaned, the panda cubs will attend panda kindergarten. In the meantime, more little ones are expected at the center since 38 giant pandas were artificially impregnated.

THE ORIGAMI (折り紙）

2008-08-22T23:00:00.016+09:00

ORIGAMI is the ancient Japanese art of paperfolding, known to have originated from China; where paper was invented. Apart from being a great way of wasting a couple of hours, Origami is known to be very therapeutic and its techniques are known to have been implemented in industry.The japanese word of the ORIGAMI(折り紙） literally meaning to fold (oru) paper( kami). The ORIGAMI papers comes in several sizes and also with different colours and design.
ORIGAMI is the art of process folding paper into shapes representing flowers and birds, for example.So here i would like to show you all some of the ORIGAMI gallery pics that folded by some famous people here in japan .Nice?(^_^)

BEAR ATTACK‏

2008-08-20T18:37:00.002+09:00

Be Very careful,Scary photos!

Here are photos of a polar bear attack on a man caught in the open !
These pictures were taken in Alaska while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack. One person captured the terrifying scene using a telephoto lens. Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim should make a full recovery. This is not for the squeamish, so be warned.... :-)

ONLY IF IT IS RAINNING!‏

2008-08-13T21:59:00.003+09:00

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets.
"It's raining out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied."He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
He started running along beside the others about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could.It wasn't that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you're running."
Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run carrying your clothes under your arm?"
"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
*"Only if it's raining."*

WIFI SETTING DONE

2008-08-06T07:58:00.005+09:00

At last my PC WIFI setting is done! Glad that everything is ok!So now i can on my 3 PC to run at the same time already!Feel so happy.....(^_^)
So here is the pic of the WIFI & the Modem that been set up to the pc!

The Modem

& The WIFI Rooter

MY NEW LAPTOP

2008-08-02T07:23:00.010+09:00

My New LAPTOP!** RED in colour**!Hahaaa..."HOT HOT!"

My new wires mouse also in** RED**.Well, I already have 2 desktop in my house till when my sister jle show me her new laptop **PINK IN COLOUR**and it was really very nice .So i also thought of getting 1 for myself too.Hehehe...as i see her can carry everywhere as she like,It`s so convenience.At first i don`t know which maker to get for myself as i was confuse so i follow my sister to get the same maker and it is the "NEC " "LAVIE L " and i choose the colour RED.

Now i got 3 computers in my house so i need to use the WIFI to let my computers run.I went to the computer shop to make an appointment with the technician to set up the WIFI for me and the day is on SUNDAY this week,just can`t wait to run all my computers in 1 time!Hahaaa...Look like i`m doing big Business at home.

So !To all my blogger friends !That is the reason why i didn`t update my blog for sometime.Hehehe...Busy with the computer things!SORRY!!!(^0^)/

Leo

2008-07-26T10:39:00.002+09:00

HOLDING THE SUN......

2008-07-20T09:27:00.013+09:00

The next time you have the chance to see rising sun, you can try this. But you need a good photographer.

TAKE A BREAK AND LAUGH A LITTLE‏

2008-07-17T19:07:00.004+09:00

*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
You'll get your chance in court,' said the desk sergeant.
'No, no,no!' said the man. 'I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!'
***********
*Lost Wife*
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,'You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?
'' Why?' she asks.'
Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere
***********
*Teacher*
'If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?' said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.'Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?' enquired the teacher with a sneer.
'Well, actually I don't,' said the student, 'but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.'
***********
*Hearing*
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.
The gentleman replied, ' Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'
***********
*Wedding*
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white ?
Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life.' Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, ' So, why is the groom wearing black ?'
***********
*Dream*
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?
With certainty in his voice, the man said, 'You'll know tonight.'
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - ' The meaning of Dreams'.

MUST READ BECAUSE WE ALL RELATE SO WELL......

2008-07-13T17:29:00.006+09:00

When you have to visit a public toilet, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied.
Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants!
The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mum, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook, if there was one, so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mum would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!) down with your pants and assume ' The Stance.
In this position, your aging, toneless, thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but having not taken time to wipe the seat or to lay toilet paper on it, you hold 'The Stance.
'To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser.
In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Dear, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' Your thighs shake more.
You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your bag (the bag around your neck, that now you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do, so you crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail.
Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work.
The door hits your bag, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest and you and your bag topple backward against the tank of the toilet.
'Occupied!' you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, while losing your footing altogether and sliding down directly onto the TOILET SEAT. It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late.
Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try.
You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get.
By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl and spraying a fine mist of water that covers your bum and runs down your legs and into your shoes.The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force and you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.
At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a sweet wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.
You can't figure out how to operate the taps with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it?)
You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this.
As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used and left the men's toilet. Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long and why is your bag hanging around your neck?This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with any public rest rooms/toilets (rest??? You've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long.
It also answers that other commonly asked question about why women go to the toilets in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your bag and hand you Kleenex under the door.
This HAD to be written by a woman!No one else could describe it so accurately.

THE STAR FESTIVAL ( 七夕祭り)(TANABATA MATSURI)

2008-07-06T08:53:00.011+09:00

On July 7th is the STAR FESTIVAL(七夕祭り) ( TANABATA MATSURI) .It is for celebratting for an angel (ORI HIME) (織姫) and her earth husband to meet up once a year on this month .Well,as you all might knows the story of an old love story from the China about an angel (ORI HIME) ( 織姫) fall in love with a young man(HIKO BOSHI)( 彦星) from earth who raising the cows and they get married but unfortunally their married cannot end up till the last coz ORI HIME must go back to the heaven.So they can only see each other for once a year in the month of july 7th only .So this festival we celebrated it to wish them both can meet up peacefully and also to make our wish come true of what we have wishes for....
So here i would like to show you all some pics that the celebration of this STAR FESTIVAL near my place.Hope you all like it!!!(^0^)/

HIDDEN TRUTH .... INDIANS ON THE MOON !!‏

2008-07-05T17:39:00.003+09:00

Its a Hidden truth ..... But Indians were the 1st, and reached the Moon much b4 the USA guys
Look at the shadows below .
Have u ever noticed the images that we see ?

This is known to the world............

But NASA has released only half of the Picure taken.............

Now see the original Full Picture..................!!!!!

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."

5 METERS DISTANCE

2008-07-02T18:59:00.004+09:00

5 meters distance

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time. For those of you in the 21st century (e.g. blackberry owners), you'll need to look at this on a pc. You also have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you're crazy. But it's well worth it.)

When you look at this picture in a closer look you see its Albert Einstein .But if you stand 5 meters distance. It will become Marilyn Monroe .
Give a try. (^0^)/

MY COOKING STEAMER

2008-06-30T20:53:00.007+09:00

KACANG cooking!Hehehe...(^0^)

This is the steamer that my friend LOR MEE introduce me in her blog,so i get it online here in japan coz i found it it`s very easy to do the cooking and also saving time and it is the best for using it in the summer coz it use electric not burner as in japan the summer here is very hot ,so i guess it was just nice for me...

Thanks LOR MEE !So here i would like to show you all my cooking as i know lots of my friends wanted to know what i use to cook in the house coz they all know that i`m very lazy of cooking!Hahaaa..THE STEAMER

CAWAN MUSHI (JAPANESE STEAM EGG)

SWEET AND SALTY MEAT BALL,SPRING ROLL,BLINJAL WITH CHILI FRIED,LONG BEAN WITH SASAME SAUCE MIX.

THE STEAM FISH

FLIES

2008-06-28T16:32:00.010+09:00

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE. .........(^:^)

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone

CUTE PAJAMAS FOR ADULT

2008-06-26T20:59:00.002+09:00

A GOOD ONE AND FUNNY

2008-06-23T20:15:00.004+09:00

Good one and funny!!
A petrol station owner in Ludhiana was trying to increase his sales.
So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up
Soon a Sardar pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The Sardar guessed 8
The proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.
A week later, the Sardar, along with his friend ,a Gujju, pulled in for another fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The Sardar guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
As they were driving away, the Gujju said to the Sardar, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.
The Sardar replied, 'No it ain't, . It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.

HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN....

2008-06-19T23:02:00.005+09:00

I get this mail from my friend (N) and i feel that it`s very TOUCHING and i like it ! So i would like to share it with you all here,Hope you all like it too....

**How To Dance In The Rain **

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's,arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb.

He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would be able to see him.

I saw him looking at his watch, and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.

I inquired as to her health; he told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late.

He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him, 'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are'?

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is'. I had to hold back tears as he left; I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life'.

True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message.

This one I thought I could share with you.

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did.

'Life isn't about how to survive the storm, But how to dance in the rain.'

MY LITTLE FARM "2"

2008-06-18T19:04:00.009+09:00

Remember about my old post? "My little Farm"I`m sure you all will wonder how was it going rite!Hahaaa...So here is it!!! I gets lots vegestables on it already!Hm...so happy(^0^)/

BRAZILIAN DANCE

2008-06-15T22:52:00.005+09:00

There is a festival of the BRAZILIAN in Toyota at my place on the 14th of june.They do the dancing as your all know it is the famous of the SAMBA DANCE!The dressing is all so beautiful & sexy and they really are a good dancer!So here i would like to share some pics of them to let you all have a view.Nice?

IPHONE 3G SOON WILL BE IN JAPAN

2008-06-12T21:42:00.004+09:00

At Last iPhone 3 G is in japan!It will on sale on JULY 11th.The prize here is about 20.000yen for the 8GB & 30.oooyen for the 16GB!Well the US dollars is about $199.000.And here it will go under the SOFTBANK company to promoted the sale!Hm....Just can`t wait to get it!Hehehe...

SUPER SALESMAN FROM CHINA

2008-06-08T22:38:00.005+09:00

Super Salesman from China

A china man moves to Montreal , Canada and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, 'Do you have any sales experience?
'The man says, 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home'.
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.
'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice.If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?
'Of course,' the young man said.His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down.
'How many sales did you make today?
The man says, 'One'
The manager groans, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales per day. How much was the sale for?
' The man says, '$101,237.64 .'
The manager exclaims, 'What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?
'The man replied, 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast,so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the auto motive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero.
The manager says 'You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!
'The man says, 'No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said,'Well, since your weekend's already screwed up you might as well go fishing.'

WAH SI HOK KIEN LANG

2008-05-29T20:40:00.003+09:00

Hi friends who understand Hokkien,,,,
*Wah si Hok Kien Lang*
Dear Hokkien-speaking friends, Laugh until you kee siao!
*****************
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"
Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"
The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.
It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."
At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge againlah!"
______________________________
QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".
QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (Hokkien for prawns)
QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hoo hoo hoo (Hokkien for fish)
And here is a classic ........
QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?
ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..." and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..."

CLASSES IN ENGLISH

2008-05-28T20:00:00.006+09:00

Who says our English is bad ........?
Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point,
effective etc !!
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who call?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kews ahhh
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me
Malaysians:No-need lah.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can arrr?
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians:Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shuddup lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen ? Why like that one .... ?
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

2 Basic Yoga Styles‏

2008-05-23T22:55:00.005+09:00

There are two basic types of Yoga . . ..
Yoga from India :?

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And Yoga from

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HADAKA MATSURI(NAKED FESTIVAL)

2008-05-18T20:32:00.005+09:00

This is one of the shrines nad temple festival at my place,it was a festival for those man at their climacteric age[年齢] at the unlucky year[厄年]like for man is at the age of (-25 and 42) and for the woman is at the age of ( -19 and 33)(in one`s life).so these festival is called the naked festival (HADAKA MATSURI)coz is only for the man to cover up their unlucky age for the year,they need to wear only a white loin to cover that "place" only & they will be shower with a cold water when they group in front of the temple.As for the woman,they didn`t do the naked festival like the man did and they just doing the praying inside the temple only.So here is the pics that you can see them in naked!!!(`>`)/

My Little Farm

2008-05-03T21:44:00.010+09:00

Today,My neighbour give me a little small place for gardenning but i don`t want to plants any of the flowers on that place so i decided to plants on some vegestables to make me my own little farm,so i went to get some vegestables plants like those EGG PLANTS,GREEN CHILI,LADIES FINGER & the MINI TOMATOS for my small little farm.This is my first time of doing the farmming & i hope i can successded of making it!Guess i`m going to be busy of taking care them!Hehehe..So here is my little farm pics.Nice?

DO NOT BE A MONKEY

2008-04-28T23:04:00.003+09:00

You will be a monkey if you don`t wear this T-Shirt!Hehehe....

WHY SOME MALAYSIAN MEN GAVE UP ON WOMEN

2008-04-21T23:01:00.000+09:00

Why some Malaysian men gave up on women…
( Of course, not all women are the same.........just for laughs)

1."Whatever"

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever.
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face.
Men: Alright, why not have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm... I suggest we have seafood.
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever.

2. "Anything"

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything.
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie.
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only.
Men: How about we go bowling or do some exercise?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink.
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep.
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything.

3. "You decide"

Men: Then we just go home lo.
Women: You decide.
Men: Let's take bus, I will accompany you.
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la.
Men: Ok, we will take taxi.
Women: Not worth it la. For such a short distance.
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk.
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide.
Men: Let's have dinner first.
Women: Whatever.
Men: Eat What?
Women: Anything…
Men: I give up!

CUTE ARTS

2008-04-15T21:47:00.008+09:00

OHANAMI (お花見）

2008-04-10T19:20:00.005+09:00

Everytime at the Cheery Blossom season here Japanese peoples love to do picnic under the SAKURA Trees to enjoy themself and watching the beauty of the flowers.Mostly they will drink till drunk & also doing the KARAOKE too As you can see in the pics.They will stay all the day till nite and here we call it OHANAMI(お花見).They will light up the flowers at nite too so you can have 2 different scenery to enjoy.This season is really very nice coz the weather is not cold & hot and the Cherry Blossom is very beautiful too!hm...love this season!!!

Me & The SHOGUNS(Warriors)

2008-04-05T16:08:00.007+09:00

Today i went to the spring festival here & look what did i do!!!WOW!!!I cannot believed that i can take these pics with the SHOGUNS(WARRIORS).So Happy!!!Look like i been to the times trip!Hahaa...

Cheery Blossom at my place (SAKURA FLOWERS)

2008-04-02T19:49:00.009+09:00

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

2008-03-28T19:55:00.001+09:00

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say
the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives . . " Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU $5.00 THAT YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.

My Favorite Song

2008-03-20T11:24:00.002+09:00

The comment place for the (GOGATSU NINGYO)

2008-03-12T19:00:00.003+09:00

Sorry Folks!!!I think i might have touch my comment setting place!Hahaaa...So here i set it back already!Looking forwards to see all your`s comment ya!!!!(`>`)/

GOGATSU NINGYO (　５月人形）

2008-03-09T09:58:00.011+09:00

This is the culture in japan that they need to do the decoration for the little girls & boys in the year of MARCH & MAY.For the girls are on the MARCH the 3th,it`s call the (HINANINGYO 雛人形）or the (HINAMATSURI).As i did post up before at here,you can go scoll down & look for it in my old post.And here is the decoration for the boys on MAY the 5th.It`s call the ( GOGATSU NINGYO ５月人形) for the doll & the ( KOINOBORI　こいのぼり)for the fishs.you can see the fishs outside their house before MAY coz the fishs represent to let people know that their house got boys.And the doll is represented the strongest son that they have in the house .You can see the pics of the doll it`s look like the warriors (SHOGUN),This kind of dolls is quite expensive here & is also a gift from the grand-parents to their first grand-son in the family.so how do you think of the culture here? Too complicated?Hahaaa...

Jepunlauee chao keh lor(Running cross the road)

2008-03-05T22:16:00.001+09:00

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Me In VOGUE magazine cover page

2008-02-29T07:31:00.001+09:00

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THE MAGAZINE COVERS PAGE

2008-02-28T21:36:00.002+09:00

While i go visit Dragon ah leng`s blog,i saw him posting up his face on the Fortune Magazine cover page & i fond out that it was so interesting & i also try to do the magazine covers page of my own too so here all the covers page that i created.So how is it!? Nice....Hahaaa...

PGHK MEMBERS IN THE VOGUE MAGAZINE COVER PAGE

2008-02-28T21:27:00.005+09:00

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PGHK MEMBERS IN THE FORTUNE MAGAZINE COVER PAGE

2008-02-28T21:23:00.003+09:00

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My Beng Seng Photo

2008-02-21T19:46:00.001+09:00

As you all know that Jle have taken her Beng Seng Photos So do i too!!!Hahaaa...So How Do i look?Swee Bo?

The Souvenirs that i get in Penang

2008-02-20T19:41:00.004+09:00

Chinese Lanterns & the CNY Cookies & my Favorite Marmites

I`M Back

2008-02-17T12:17:00.003+09:00

Hi!I`m Back!Well,guess is time for me to work back my blogger already coz i didn`t write or do anythings in my blog for about 3 weeks.The reason is because i was away,i was going back to my home town in Penang for 3 weeks & had a great time & A great celebration CNY with my family.
So here,i would like to let you all know how i did enjoy myself while in Penang.
First of all i would like to thanks Xiao kia & Lor mee for been such a good & kind Oganiser to make me & all the PGHK friends have a great time at the gathering,i was so happy & enjoy myself while at the gathering coz it is my first time to see all my pghk friends in person & to know each others in more closely,so here is the gathering photos that i post.You can also go to my facebook,there i post more pics up on there.

The Gathering that i had it in Penang

2008-02-17T12:02:00.005+09:00

GONG XI FA CAI (HAPPY CNY TO YOU ALL)

2008-01-13T20:16:00.000+09:00

11 more days to goes....(Count Down)

2008-01-12T23:16:00.000+09:00

See!Hahaa..What a big luggages!This is the luggages that i will bring it back to my hometown in PG.I will only stay in PG for only 3 weeks but i pack it till so big,look like i`m going back forever.hahaaa...wonder i can carry it by myself or not while in the air port.Guess i need lots of powerful enegy only can carry it lah!hahaaa...but i`m really feel so excitting to be back coz is already 3 years that i didn`t go back to my hometown.EXCITTING!!!

SHAYNE WARD NEW ALBUM ARRIVED TODAY(1/7/2008)

2008-01-07T20:10:00.000+09:00

At last i get my favorite singer CD album today!So happy coz i been waitting for it for so long.I try to look for it at the music shop here in japan but it still didn`t sell here yet so i went to the net & order it from the AMAZON.CO.JP!Wooopy!See I got it now!Hahaaa....It`s SHAYNE WARD 2ND New Album!!!Now i have 2 album already!So happy!!!I`M his crazy fans lah!Haaaahaaa...OOPS!My Son too!!!Hehehe...

The OHINA-SAN（お雛人）

2008-01-05T21:36:00.000+09:00

These are the japanese OHINA-SAN .it was a gift from the grandmother to their first granddaughter,the OHINA-SAN is represent a god to take good care for the child till they become adult,the OHINA-SAN is only for the girls,so the japanese ppl will decorated the OHINA-SAN on every year in MARCH the 3RD.(3/3).It was quite expensive but it take lots of space to decorated it coz it`s BIG!!!Problem!Hahaaa...

The Japanese New Year Cards

2008-01-03T10:04:00.000+09:00

Here are the Japanese New Year cards,Those cards is a bit differents from all the new year cards that we use to see it coz the japanese New Year Cards is a postcard.We can get it from the post office or at the convinence shop(24hours shop)or at the super department store.This cards popperly sell in 5 pieces till 50 pieces,but if you brought it from post office is more cheap then in the convinence shop coz it is with stamps & the prices is just the stamps prices only.there are 2 type of the New Year cards,1 is with the design in & 1 is without the design.Some ppl like to buy the blank wan coz they can use their own printer to make their own design with it.And also some ppl can choose their own design by order it from the super department store.So how do you think of that!Interesting???Hahaaa...

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE(AGEMASHITE OMEDETOU OZAIMASU)(明けましておめんでとうございます）

2008-01-01T15:27:00.000+09:00

The First Meal For New Year in the morning

2008-01-01T14:46:00.000+09:00

Here is the first meal that we have it for the first morning in the New Year in Japan as a breadfast,so this meal we call it in japanese is (OJONI)is a muar chee soup,we cook it with some vegestables & with some fish meat(kamaboko)& the inside the box is like the obento we call it (OSECHI),ham,beans,roll eggs,castnuts & the fish eggs(kazunoko)& the small box wan is the raw foods,all in cold,except the muar chee soup is only hot.

MY H/P WALLPAPER

2007-12-30T23:51:00.000+09:00

Well,as my dear sister hoon wan to know my H/P wallpaper!hahaaa..so here is it!!!

Win two tickets to the 2008 Beijing Olympics

2007-12-27T19:38:00.000+09:00

WIN 2 TICKETS AND ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARES TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA.To participate is very easy, just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to:International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne, Switzerland.

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?

2. Which ones are male twins?

3. Which ones are the female twins?

4. How many women are in the group?

5. Which one is the teacher?Good Luck!

Hehehe...I guess you are not going either!!!

Gees!!! I really love christmas!MERRY X`MAS EVERYONE!!!

2007-12-24T21:30:00.000+09:00

Before going to buy the x`mas cake so i thought of snapping some pics of the x`mas illumination in town again,coz want to feel like having an X`mas mood!Hehehe...

So here is my x`mas eve dinner at home!hahaa....party time!!!

Japan,AKIHABARA Liberation Demo

2007-12-18T22:01:00.000+09:00

In Japan (AKIHABARA) is famous place for the Anime`s collection,so many of the anime fans will go there to buy the goods & they will dress up themself like those in the pics & walk along everywhere in the town. it`s call those ppl is (OTAKU)

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